The Stealth is back, baby!

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/22/2018 at 14:56 • Filed to: None

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Went with my buddy Ed to pick up his dream car 760 miles away in western Colorado and drive it back. I was in his Hyundai Sonata Hybrid, he drove the Stealth. Of course I recorded the whole thing and I’ll make a video of it soon.

Almost went to the hospital due to weed, enjoyed a hybrid Hyundai more than I thought I would, outran a 90s GT car in said hybrid Hyundai because #drivermod , and drove along the endless flat bullshit in west Kansas.

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The only hangup - A/C, mountain pass shenanigains, and thin air led to the Stealth getting a little warm

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New radiator cap and it’s good to go

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/22/2018 at 15:11

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It’s gorgeous. Insanely jealous of your friend.

Is this the Vr4 equivalent? 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/22/2018 at 15:11

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Looks to be in great shape too!!

Bonus points for the color - I swear 95% of these were red, which is fine but that’s a gorgeous blue. 


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/22/2018 at 15:12

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You can’t just gloss over not being able to handle your chronic. C’mo n, spill it. One too many tasty cookies? discovered dabs? Do tell.   Lol


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > WilliamsSW
07/22/2018 at 15:13

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He hates red cars. This thing is in pretty great shape, true survivor. Been garaged most of its life which is good because this paint likes to fade super bad. Drives fantastically, I have much “want” for a first-gen 3000GT VR4 now.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > AestheticsInMotion
07/22/2018 at 15:14

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Yep. Same twin-turbo AWD as a VR4 just with different bodywork. The Dodges are, I believe, a bit more rare.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion
07/22/2018 at 15:15

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Yes, same car different aero and badges but all Mitsubishi underneath.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/22/2018 at 15:18

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I think I like the Mitsu version more... But that blue is fantastic. Did you get some time behind the wheel? 


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/22/2018 at 15:18

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90's Mitsubishi needs to come back 


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > LOREM IPSUM
07/22/2018 at 15:19

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Gummies. Asked the dude at the dispensary how many is safe for a newbie. He said two, which is 20mg. I took him at his word. Popped a couple (as a passenger, of course) and we took off through the mountains and I was giggly and having a great time until it suddenly triggered MASSIVE altitude sickness. I checked out completely off and on for about four hours of hyperventilating , going in and out of consciousness , throwing up, and spastic episodes.

3/10 would not recommend.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/22/2018 at 15:21

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Yeah that paint looks great. And survivors are the way to go with old cars - helps avoid janky mods that you end up having to undo.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > AestheticsInMotion
07/22/2018 at 15:22

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Yup. It drives fantastic. Clutch is a bit truck-y with a super long throw and it’s kind of heavy. Brakes are super overboosted. Steering is nice and light but still communicative. Pedalbox is great - super easy to heel-toe. Shifter is rubbery and highly mediocre. Power delivery is super deceptive; the turbos spool almost instantly with very little perceptible lag, just a disappointing-feeling shove until you look at the rapidly-approaching-illegal speedometer. Road noise is excessive but I think that’s the chinese knockoff tires more than anything. Rides great, no rattles, squeaks, or creaks. Shockingly cramped interior compared to the exterior.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/22/2018 at 15:26

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Sounds like fun. You’re a cheap date, lol.

Last time I was at a dispensary I skipped the gummies (60mg for the entire pack of 6) and went right for a stack of the 250mg cookies. They did not disappoint. Great for breakfast.

Made a 50 pack of peanut butter joints at home last week. Made with extracts, because chlorophyll tastes gross. This  bag used to be full:

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Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/22/2018 at 15:34

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Would it be a decent roadtrip car? Comfy for long distances? (with better tires}


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > LOREM IPSUM
07/22/2018 at 16:04

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Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > AestheticsInMotion
07/22/2018 at 16:25

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It’s a grand-touring car. Roadtrips are what it was made for.

So yes.


Kinja'd!!! Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/22/2018 at 17:15

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Nice! Useless trivia:

Jam es Trivette, Walker Texas R anger’s partner drove a Stealth!

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Kinja'd!!! diplodicus forgot his password > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/22/2018 at 17:46

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When I first read two gummies I was like holy shit, because in MI most gummies are 100mg. I got one once along with a cookie, guy told me he only eats half. I ate the cookie which was 70mg and felt basically nothing so a few days later I said fuck it it's only 30mg more and ate the entire gummy. I basically just slept the whole day. A few periods of crawling around on my floor to go to the bathroom and eat/drink.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > diplodicus forgot his password
07/22/2018 at 17:51

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These were satvia. Sounds like the ones you had were Indica. Different strains with way different effects 


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > DipodomysDeserti
07/22/2018 at 19:43

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Oh mercy me, I do declare, that borosilicate has given me the vapors!


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/23/2018 at 11:20

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Congrats!! My dream car is also the Hyundai Sonata, but I prefer the Turbo that has 4 tailpipes.